Laori Vaus has written several songs praising the dark god Zon-Kuthon and celebrating his worship, including what may be the only Kuthite jump rope song.

Joyful One Song

How do you make a Joyful One?
You peel his skin and have some fun!

Hack off his fingers, cut off his toes,
Sharpen your knives, everything goes!

Take your time, there’s no rush,
Let him savor ZK’s touch!

Envy his pain when you’re done,
That’s how you make a Joyful One!

How do you make a Joyful Two?
You peer her skin and leave only goo!

Hack off her ears, cut off her nose,
Sharpen your knives, everything goes!

Take your time, there’s no rush,
Let her savor ZK’s touch!

Covet her pain when you’re thru,
That’s how you make a Joyful Two!

How do you make a Joyful Three?
You peel their skin until they squee!

Hack off their limbs, cut out their teeth,
Sharpen your knives, discard the sheathe!

Take your time, there’s no rush,
Let them savor ZK’s touch!

Wish you were them when you’re free,
That’s how you make a Joyful Three!